Funny, is not often an adjective to describe Afghanistan. However, many Afghans of foreigners in the war and launched it raised an unexpected sense of humor.
Afghans throughout the country to tell anecdotes NATO troops about confrontation. The best of these packages, share, and sometimes interesting, a half sad story, told in the form of a warm Wanchai or picnic, Jishou, Huaihua. Sometimes laughing, sometimes bitter tone told to tell these stories is often a culture, after 11 years of international intervention, accidents still occur with alarming frequency and misunderstanding.
Provinces, it seems that these stories have its own changes. Here, I will share what I have heard, in Bamiyan, Kabul and Kandahar City, to meet with local entrepreneurs. All of these are based on - or my informant told me that - based on actual events.
However, even if they are apocryphal, these Afghans are speaking on the description of the foreigners in everyday conversation - not around when foreigners.
1. Disproportionate response
Beautiful with electronic Amir, Afghanistan's first national park, a 18-year-old high school student from the octahedral centers on the coast more than a picnic smiled and told me this story:
One day, the New Zealand Provincial Reconstruction Team lunch with some of the local village for the elderly. At the end of the meal, they want to thank their host. On behalf of the team, one of whom said: "Thank you for your hospitality and the food was delicious."
But interpreted confused. He translated: "Thank you for your great food we will build you a hospital."
The elders were surprised, but happy. But not so much the hospital, never realized.
Later, I shared who works, NATO and a friend. He shook his head. "This is serious," he said. "I grabbed my translation make the same mistake in the last week Kundi.
2. "Not on the agenda!"
A colleague in Kabul, who works in the collection of non-governmental organizations, media training, language mistakes sharing. This time is the most memorable.
Afghan government officials, a routine visit to a U.S. military trainer his guidance. He was very excited, because just delivered a new computer, he wanted to hear how the device works.
The trainers have a thick Southern accent, apparently, find it difficult to understand his translation.
"How to?" The teacher asked.
"How is your sister?" Translation, translation.
Government officials is apparent anger, confusion of the United States: "My sister! Who asked my sister!" Translated translated into English, the official response, but said "the system" rather than "sister".
Trainer: "ah, your system! We just provide a new computer system."
Translation of the translation: "Yeah, your sister you have a beautiful sister."
Afghanistan, yelled: "You'd better stop talking about my sister!" Interpreters remains poor communication, and again told the U.S. official said: "system".
Trainer: "Hey, relax! Which is on the agenda."
Afghanistan, gasped: "My sister is most definitely not on the agenda," he stormed out.
U.S. confused. Interpreters shrugged.
3. Best ever
I, I went to visit a friend in Kandahar City about these anecdotes. Have a good laugh, a problem shared by friends. "This is absolutely correct," he said, "because my friend explained!
As early as in 2004, an official in Kandahar airport hired a number of local residents to do some manual labor. When the staff arrived, the officer instructed his translation: "OK, tell them, get their shovels and start working, I'll be back in an hour."
Interpreters think this is a strange request, but he translated it: "OK, he said to go to the shower, back in an hour."
As a result, the workers went to the local bathhouse. When the officer returned, he asked angrily translation, "all the men gone?"
"They went to the bathhouse, translate the answer.
Officials furious. "Why would they do that?"
"Well, because you told them ..."
The officials suddenly understood what had happened. He grabbed a shovel, fierce explanation. "Scoop shovel I said, do not take a bath!"
At least in this story, a moment of understanding and confrontation can be avoided. However, all of these stories so that I do not know how many times the hospital unexpectedly promised? Often this mistranslation lead to bad blood? We may never know.
Monday, December 10, 2012
ampa Bay with humor reaches thousands of readers
In the mid-1970s, Charlie Robbins, from Tampa Times and two buddies hit the skunk ape in search Florida Everglades.
Mr. Robbins, "a long-term humor columnist for the now-defunct afternoon paper and a few others, grainy photos clearly show that may exist in the tropical snowman - In addition, the country is worth monster .
Travel tightly significant beer consumption and stories endure, but not 7-foot-tall ape. The expedition, led by Mr. Robbins was not disappointed.
"Is not enough space for four on board," he wrote Ledger a few years later, my colleagues and I spent two nights, swamps, I suspect skunk ape anyway withstood the smell . "
Mr. Robbins hospitality over the years thousands of similar columns, including 18 in the Tampa Times readers in recent years, he continued his retirement news writer and political, technological and social the whimsical needs on the blog. release first-person writing, Mr. Robbins Sunday (Tuesday), the lung cancer death he was 79.
"Charlie is a very leisurely pace, he is what you see: Tampa Tribune columnist Steve Otto, Tampa Times sports reporter, accompanied by Mr. Robbins of the skunk ape trip. "He can do his views, but he did not yell or scream you. I do my best to imitate his style, but barely. '
Five days a week from 1964 to 1982, Mr. Robbins meditation, just whatever he chose from the front page of the Tampa Times.
"He particularly puncture politicians in Vietnam, eloquent bureaucracy, continue to say," Duane Bradford, a former colleague at the Tribune, Mr. Robbins first to try his hand at newspaper column .
Although a city know his name, Mr. Robbins came out.
"Who met him and do not really know how to use him, because he is a quiet person," Robin said his wife, Carol. "A lot of his humor in his book came out."
Mr. Robbins was born in Tampa, spent part of his childhood in St. Petersburg. , He later served in the Army during the Korean War. Although stationed a he do communications work in Germany, close to the war - and its cost - his life, the rest of the stay in his mind.
Reached the readers of his column in the Tampa Tribune and the Times, because "he is the ordinary people," Otto said. "The things he wrote, affect processing technology, cell phone and life setbacks, he did so, in a people may relate to."
Tampa folded in 1982, Mr. Robbins contributed a two-week general ledger. Sometimes, he mentioned his personal life, when his son is a powerful ticket purchased in Wisconsin, valued at $ 1,110,000. 1993 column of the ledger focus is not so much Royce Robbins then record the victory, but this fact, Connie Chung has been called for the house of Mr. Robbins, trying to reach his son.
Her celebrity does not impress him, Mr. Robbins tells readers. , He often rubbed elbows with famous figures.
"Well, perhaps not often," he added, "In 1958, I made a brief telephone interview, Roy Rogers, and in 1961, I really Deborah Walley lunch, never forgotten classic movie star Gidget go to Hawaii. "
He spent his spare time to travel, nature photos, or to his woodworking shop, toys, wood lathe classic country music.
In recent years, his contribution to a reporter's notebook computer, a blog to start using the Bradford. 2009 a miracle the proliferation of specialty license plate, and for teachers or firefighters or other regular Joes display panel.
He has no problem with respected the Florida Panthers label, but it is a kind of ironic, because the car eventually many Panthers cause of death. "It's just a matter of time before some poor Panthers are flattened, while attempting to cross the crocodile Lane," he wrote, "and it own portrait on a license plate, the last thing I worry."
Typical Robbins things.
"This is he made his point," Otto said. "He used humor kinds suck you into his column, once you are there it's too late - you have to hear his message."
Mr. Robbins, "a long-term humor columnist for the now-defunct afternoon paper and a few others, grainy photos clearly show that may exist in the tropical snowman - In addition, the country is worth monster .
Travel tightly significant beer consumption and stories endure, but not 7-foot-tall ape. The expedition, led by Mr. Robbins was not disappointed.
"Is not enough space for four on board," he wrote Ledger a few years later, my colleagues and I spent two nights, swamps, I suspect skunk ape anyway withstood the smell . "
Mr. Robbins hospitality over the years thousands of similar columns, including 18 in the Tampa Times readers in recent years, he continued his retirement news writer and political, technological and social the whimsical needs on the blog. release first-person writing, Mr. Robbins Sunday (Tuesday), the lung cancer death he was 79.
"Charlie is a very leisurely pace, he is what you see: Tampa Tribune columnist Steve Otto, Tampa Times sports reporter, accompanied by Mr. Robbins of the skunk ape trip. "He can do his views, but he did not yell or scream you. I do my best to imitate his style, but barely. '
Five days a week from 1964 to 1982, Mr. Robbins meditation, just whatever he chose from the front page of the Tampa Times.
"He particularly puncture politicians in Vietnam, eloquent bureaucracy, continue to say," Duane Bradford, a former colleague at the Tribune, Mr. Robbins first to try his hand at newspaper column .
Although a city know his name, Mr. Robbins came out.
"Who met him and do not really know how to use him, because he is a quiet person," Robin said his wife, Carol. "A lot of his humor in his book came out."
Mr. Robbins was born in Tampa, spent part of his childhood in St. Petersburg. , He later served in the Army during the Korean War. Although stationed a he do communications work in Germany, close to the war - and its cost - his life, the rest of the stay in his mind.
Reached the readers of his column in the Tampa Tribune and the Times, because "he is the ordinary people," Otto said. "The things he wrote, affect processing technology, cell phone and life setbacks, he did so, in a people may relate to."
Tampa folded in 1982, Mr. Robbins contributed a two-week general ledger. Sometimes, he mentioned his personal life, when his son is a powerful ticket purchased in Wisconsin, valued at $ 1,110,000. 1993 column of the ledger focus is not so much Royce Robbins then record the victory, but this fact, Connie Chung has been called for the house of Mr. Robbins, trying to reach his son.
Her celebrity does not impress him, Mr. Robbins tells readers. , He often rubbed elbows with famous figures.
"Well, perhaps not often," he added, "In 1958, I made a brief telephone interview, Roy Rogers, and in 1961, I really Deborah Walley lunch, never forgotten classic movie star Gidget go to Hawaii. "
He spent his spare time to travel, nature photos, or to his woodworking shop, toys, wood lathe classic country music.
In recent years, his contribution to a reporter's notebook computer, a blog to start using the Bradford. 2009 a miracle the proliferation of specialty license plate, and for teachers or firefighters or other regular Joes display panel.
He has no problem with respected the Florida Panthers label, but it is a kind of ironic, because the car eventually many Panthers cause of death. "It's just a matter of time before some poor Panthers are flattened, while attempting to cross the crocodile Lane," he wrote, "and it own portrait on a license plate, the last thing I worry."
Typical Robbins things.
"This is he made his point," Otto said. "He used humor kinds suck you into his column, once you are there it's too late - you have to hear his message."
The elderly get a lesson in a healthy sense of humor in Milford
Laugh is indeed the best medicine, but it is also the best lessons of the exercise, a group of older people.
"Laugh until the sides of the body, pain, tears rolling down your cheeks, because laughter is the best medicine, Erica Kelly said:" Genesis Healthcare Crestwood, Milford nursing home activities director.
Interspersed with jokes and puns, Kelly smiled and elderly count Nashua workshop, a monthly series of a group of 25 senior activity center in Nashua.
"It really is amazing the positive impact," she said, always returned a varied diet, laughter can improve a person's mental and physical health and welfare.
These are just a respite, sadness and pain, laughter and give you the courage and strength to find new meaning and hope, "she said. "Even if the () at the most difficult time to laugh, or even a simple smile can go a long way to make you feel better."
Not only does it improve your mood. Kelly said the laughter to stop the production of killer T cells, as well as to enhance the brain, because it more oxygen pump to the system.
, Soap is the laughter of the body is the soul, "she said," Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools. "
Kelly said, in 30 minutes of exercise three times a week, the 15-minute daily dose of laughter can be beneficial to the majority of the body's system.
It can also protect the heart. She quoted Norman Cousins, American journalists and professors, to combat the health status of poor vitamin C and laughter inspired by the Marx Brothers movies combined. Cousins reported that 10 minutes of laughter, but also for his two hours of sleep without pain.
Laughter not only do not laugh - this can also be improved with the family, friends and colleagues - even strangers, in difficult times, the unity of the people, to improve their lives.
In fact, this is the best laugh with others, "Kelly said," Do not laugh at a separate Shared laughter is one of the most effective tools in order to maintain a fresh and exciting relationship. All the emotions shared a solid foundation and a lasting relationship and bond, and to share joy increased joy, full of vitality and resilience. '
Kelly cited studies have shown that humor ability may improve the body resistance to infection antibody levels, and stabilize blood pressure, increase the heart rate of the immune system, and provide a natural role. It also can stimulate the level of immune cells, and potentially reduce the stress, which is the response of the immune system decline.
She recalled another study, the subjects' blood sugar to improve, while watching comedy movies, rather than watch boring lectures, which had a negative impact.
The impact of endless laughter is beneficial, and zero side effects, "Kelly said, increased anxiety and fear of life and the enthusiasm of the probation.
Kelly shared a joke with the crowd: a man and a woman, never seen before the end of the train in the same sleeping compartment. They go to sleep, I woman asked the man in the middle of the night a blanket. This man said, let us pretend that we were married, the woman laughter, why not say. "Well," he replied. "Let your blanket."
Jesse Reczko Nashua Kelly's speech is the cat's meow, mainly because of her jokes. He plans to describe some, "if I can remember them," he said. "At my age, my memory is not what it used to be."
Reczko, 72 years old, is an ordinary activity center for the elderly in Nashua. He qualified as a big like a joke, but his wife does not always agree with his sense of humor. Regardless of humor, he often used, otherwise unpleasant situation.
Reczko attributed to his happiness constantly laughing and telling jokes.
"Laugh until the sides of the body, pain, tears rolling down your cheeks, because laughter is the best medicine, Erica Kelly said:" Genesis Healthcare Crestwood, Milford nursing home activities director.
Interspersed with jokes and puns, Kelly smiled and elderly count Nashua workshop, a monthly series of a group of 25 senior activity center in Nashua.
"It really is amazing the positive impact," she said, always returned a varied diet, laughter can improve a person's mental and physical health and welfare.
These are just a respite, sadness and pain, laughter and give you the courage and strength to find new meaning and hope, "she said. "Even if the () at the most difficult time to laugh, or even a simple smile can go a long way to make you feel better."
Not only does it improve your mood. Kelly said the laughter to stop the production of killer T cells, as well as to enhance the brain, because it more oxygen pump to the system.
, Soap is the laughter of the body is the soul, "she said," Your sense of humor is one of the most powerful tools. "
Kelly said, in 30 minutes of exercise three times a week, the 15-minute daily dose of laughter can be beneficial to the majority of the body's system.
It can also protect the heart. She quoted Norman Cousins, American journalists and professors, to combat the health status of poor vitamin C and laughter inspired by the Marx Brothers movies combined. Cousins reported that 10 minutes of laughter, but also for his two hours of sleep without pain.
Laughter not only do not laugh - this can also be improved with the family, friends and colleagues - even strangers, in difficult times, the unity of the people, to improve their lives.
In fact, this is the best laugh with others, "Kelly said," Do not laugh at a separate Shared laughter is one of the most effective tools in order to maintain a fresh and exciting relationship. All the emotions shared a solid foundation and a lasting relationship and bond, and to share joy increased joy, full of vitality and resilience. '
Kelly cited studies have shown that humor ability may improve the body resistance to infection antibody levels, and stabilize blood pressure, increase the heart rate of the immune system, and provide a natural role. It also can stimulate the level of immune cells, and potentially reduce the stress, which is the response of the immune system decline.
She recalled another study, the subjects' blood sugar to improve, while watching comedy movies, rather than watch boring lectures, which had a negative impact.
The impact of endless laughter is beneficial, and zero side effects, "Kelly said, increased anxiety and fear of life and the enthusiasm of the probation.
Kelly shared a joke with the crowd: a man and a woman, never seen before the end of the train in the same sleeping compartment. They go to sleep, I woman asked the man in the middle of the night a blanket. This man said, let us pretend that we were married, the woman laughter, why not say. "Well," he replied. "Let your blanket."
Jesse Reczko Nashua Kelly's speech is the cat's meow, mainly because of her jokes. He plans to describe some, "if I can remember them," he said. "At my age, my memory is not what it used to be."
Reczko, 72 years old, is an ordinary activity center for the elderly in Nashua. He qualified as a big like a joke, but his wife does not always agree with his sense of humor. Regardless of humor, he often used, otherwise unpleasant situation.
Reczko attributed to his happiness constantly laughing and telling jokes.
Saturday, December 1, 2012
The humor columnist Forum debut
This sounds like a lorry Myers was a writer of the TV sitcom "Seinfeld" - about not.
Trucks Myers
Since the Centralia native engaged in journalistic work began in the early 1970s of the 20th century, she has been looking for those small pieces of things, no, she can use it to rotate a good yarn. It's working. She is an award-winning newspaper columnist, at least half a dozen who wrote hundreds humor column.
Although her work experience has produced some of her column fodder, Myers often relies on her husband, son and two daughters, the source of something, not these small pieces. "
"Those little things really is a very important thing," she said.
Even with her experience to write a column, Myers is still more than they worried about everyone.
"I submit, I can not read," said Myers, who makes her forum debut tomorrow a humor columnist.
Some positive, mentor of the anxiety stems from her newspaper, Tribune "reporter BEV Chamberlain, Myers of Vincent Le Liya High School newspaper editing in the early 1970s, police Chester Boren - northern Boone County often lamented the "Tribune" news - she was introduced to Chamberlain.
At any time, Myers submitted the story of the North County News and Chamberlain.
"He will be sent this time to say," This is nonsense 'or' What? "Myers recalled. However, rather than discouraged, she spent Chamberlain rude criticism of heart.
"Because of him, he actually let me see a story everywhere," she said. He said: "I would often go to try to find it, but he said it everywhere I can see that he is a good teacher, and he did it, and I want to go out and do better next way."
Myers, 57 years old, working in the banking industry for 30 years, she has done her hometown newspaper of Centralia fireside member, where she also wrote the story time weekly column for the advertising sales and marketing. She and her husband, Randy Myers, 38 years old, has three adult children.
Myers used irony to her daughter, Maria and Hillary "girly girl toilet" stop depending on their reaction. Girl, living in Kansas as a roommate, call home Centralia ask their fathers do.
Myers said Randy wanted to run, "the girl to go to a store and buy a plunger, perfume and masks, unplug the toilet.
"Sometimes, they put it on the chin," Myers said. "My husband is a good sport."
When the subject matter of her children or spouse, her column, Myers has a ready response: "I said, 'This is what I do not tell you," It's much smoother and a little. '
General manager Jeff Grimes, of Centralia Fireside Guard, said that many readers have told him that Myers "column, the first thing to look for when weekly, every Wednesday.
"She is obviously a very talented writer, and the love and admiration of readers in our area for some time," Grimes said.
In 2010, Myers' column Missouri Press Association newspaper contest, won first place.
Her column is related to a common theme, and affect our lives, "Grimes said. "Tell the story of a little truck, we each."
Trucks Myers
Since the Centralia native engaged in journalistic work began in the early 1970s of the 20th century, she has been looking for those small pieces of things, no, she can use it to rotate a good yarn. It's working. She is an award-winning newspaper columnist, at least half a dozen who wrote hundreds humor column.
Although her work experience has produced some of her column fodder, Myers often relies on her husband, son and two daughters, the source of something, not these small pieces. "
"Those little things really is a very important thing," she said.
Even with her experience to write a column, Myers is still more than they worried about everyone.
"I submit, I can not read," said Myers, who makes her forum debut tomorrow a humor columnist.
Some positive, mentor of the anxiety stems from her newspaper, Tribune "reporter BEV Chamberlain, Myers of Vincent Le Liya High School newspaper editing in the early 1970s, police Chester Boren - northern Boone County often lamented the "Tribune" news - she was introduced to Chamberlain.
At any time, Myers submitted the story of the North County News and Chamberlain.
"He will be sent this time to say," This is nonsense 'or' What? "Myers recalled. However, rather than discouraged, she spent Chamberlain rude criticism of heart.
"Because of him, he actually let me see a story everywhere," she said. He said: "I would often go to try to find it, but he said it everywhere I can see that he is a good teacher, and he did it, and I want to go out and do better next way."
Myers, 57 years old, working in the banking industry for 30 years, she has done her hometown newspaper of Centralia fireside member, where she also wrote the story time weekly column for the advertising sales and marketing. She and her husband, Randy Myers, 38 years old, has three adult children.
Myers used irony to her daughter, Maria and Hillary "girly girl toilet" stop depending on their reaction. Girl, living in Kansas as a roommate, call home Centralia ask their fathers do.
Myers said Randy wanted to run, "the girl to go to a store and buy a plunger, perfume and masks, unplug the toilet.
"Sometimes, they put it on the chin," Myers said. "My husband is a good sport."
When the subject matter of her children or spouse, her column, Myers has a ready response: "I said, 'This is what I do not tell you," It's much smoother and a little. '
General manager Jeff Grimes, of Centralia Fireside Guard, said that many readers have told him that Myers "column, the first thing to look for when weekly, every Wednesday.
"She is obviously a very talented writer, and the love and admiration of readers in our area for some time," Grimes said.
In 2010, Myers' column Missouri Press Association newspaper contest, won first place.
Her column is related to a common theme, and affect our lives, "Grimes said. "Tell the story of a little truck, we each."
Care and humor
Grew up with his mother care for the two frail husband, novelist Jane Heller vowed never saddled with an unhealthy teammates. However, when her own husband was diagnosed suffering from a debilitating disease, she has become her greatest fear: a caregiver.
"You'd better not die, or I'll kill you" draws its title, she whispered, her husband, he was advanced surgery. This is black humor, although the requirements of her new role with her.
"You'd better not die, or I'll kill you: a survival guide for caregivers to keep your body healthy, a good mental state," Jane Heller, Chronicle Books, $ 18.95
There are about 65 million caregivers in the United States, according to the National Family Caregivers Association, which means that 29% of the population "is stretching, walking around in all directions on the pull," Ms. Heller wrote. Agencies, websites, books and blog help Heller's purpose is to provide a different point of view to have the strength to deal with their emotions and the importance of caring for others.
She convened an advisory panel of medical experts, patient advocates and caregivers of the students, like her, in the most severe cases, good at finding the humor. "Everyone has some destructive beloved a powerful and important husband felling of lung cancer, parents with Alzheimer's disease, a dangerous anorexia children.
Her husband, Crohn's disease, an incurable intestinal inflammation, to send him to the emergency room, because most people tend to frequent Starbucks SBUX +0.14%. "After the first surgery, a section of his intestines poke incision in his abdomen, and even frightened by the home health nurse.
Chapter of the Heller Ms. tackle difficult subjects, such as gender? Romantic? Exactly who gets what? "And when the relatives began a different personality, you begin to hope that they will disappear." On one occasion, when her husband was pumping to steroids, bodies bloated, manic, her fantasy to kill him, but he realized it was his Crohn's disease, and she wanted to die.
She found the sweet nurse and pull Shirley MacLaine in "Terms of Endearment" and loud requirements to take care of her husband should accept. She provides exercise, diet and meditation techniques to stay in shape, reduce stress, long way in the future. Unexpected moments of happiness for caregivers who roll up their sleeves and deal with it, and found the inner strength to cope with any adversity, closer bonds with their loved ones, Ms. Heller found.
She would joke in this regard, too, said she is not obsessed with her husband was having an affair, he said he wanted a doctor, because he was always in a doctor's. But in serious mode, she found a real glimmer of hope: her beloved great respect, "watching him suffer all these years, never dissolved into self-pity."
"You'd better not die, or I'll kill you" draws its title, she whispered, her husband, he was advanced surgery. This is black humor, although the requirements of her new role with her.
"You'd better not die, or I'll kill you: a survival guide for caregivers to keep your body healthy, a good mental state," Jane Heller, Chronicle Books, $ 18.95
There are about 65 million caregivers in the United States, according to the National Family Caregivers Association, which means that 29% of the population "is stretching, walking around in all directions on the pull," Ms. Heller wrote. Agencies, websites, books and blog help Heller's purpose is to provide a different point of view to have the strength to deal with their emotions and the importance of caring for others.
She convened an advisory panel of medical experts, patient advocates and caregivers of the students, like her, in the most severe cases, good at finding the humor. "Everyone has some destructive beloved a powerful and important husband felling of lung cancer, parents with Alzheimer's disease, a dangerous anorexia children.
Her husband, Crohn's disease, an incurable intestinal inflammation, to send him to the emergency room, because most people tend to frequent Starbucks SBUX +0.14%. "After the first surgery, a section of his intestines poke incision in his abdomen, and even frightened by the home health nurse.
Chapter of the Heller Ms. tackle difficult subjects, such as gender? Romantic? Exactly who gets what? "And when the relatives began a different personality, you begin to hope that they will disappear." On one occasion, when her husband was pumping to steroids, bodies bloated, manic, her fantasy to kill him, but he realized it was his Crohn's disease, and she wanted to die.
She found the sweet nurse and pull Shirley MacLaine in "Terms of Endearment" and loud requirements to take care of her husband should accept. She provides exercise, diet and meditation techniques to stay in shape, reduce stress, long way in the future. Unexpected moments of happiness for caregivers who roll up their sleeves and deal with it, and found the inner strength to cope with any adversity, closer bonds with their loved ones, Ms. Heller found.
She would joke in this regard, too, said she is not obsessed with her husband was having an affair, he said he wanted a doctor, because he was always in a doctor's. But in serious mode, she found a real glimmer of hope: her beloved great respect, "watching him suffer all these years, never dissolved into self-pity."
The Hampton teachers use humor to cope with cancer
Deb Smith does not like what she just enjoy when she and fill as much laughter might think. She does not dwell on the negative and spiritually a funny list, she said the benefits of IV lung cancer, one of the reasons.
"Smith joked:" Hello people really. "You get a free cleaning service. Should I continue ..."
Seabrook Elementary School special education teacher, said she has been like to see a glimmer of hope, even found humor as uninteresting things such as cancer. Although she never smoked a cigarette in her 59-year-old life, Smith was diagnosed with lung cancer in the summer of 2011.
One of the reasons she hopes to share her story is not the last to make a speech, but the stigma surrounding the disease broke.
"This is a disease, and is looking at you cause yourself, this is not always the case," Smith said. "The non-smokers can get it."
According to the American Lung Association, this year there are 160,340 Americans die from the disease, 18% of the people lit a cigarette.
However, the disease looked a smoker disease, Smith said, lung cancer research funding significantly behind other more "popular" cancers.
Smith said, to find out you have cancer is devastating, but it does not mean you have to put the white flag.
Smith said, this is not positive, especially when she was first diagnosed last year.
"When you first hear the words, you just feel totally do not believe," Smith said.
If she is a smoker, her doctor may order a chest scan after she first went to the hospital complaining about shortness of breath and a persistent cough.
On the contrary, her doctor thinks she has asthma, and it just did not respond to the drug, she ended perform chest X-rays, and then through the CT scan.
The tests show that her right lung, which is a lump the size of an orange. The cancer has spread to her lymph nodes in her left hip joint disease.
One of the problems, she said, very few people suffering from the symptoms of lung cancer until it was too late.
"My doctor said, the good news is that I'm young, healthy, and then I stopped there, she said:" A healthy, you just said that I have stage IV lung cancer, "Smith said.
"But she refers to the fact that I do not smoke, my lungs in good condition, although there is a mass the size of an orange."
Others do, after they discovered she had cancer?
Smith said she got a beauty and massage, the depressed four or five days, and then picked it up.
"What can I do," Smith said. Complain, complain is useless. "
So far, Smith has responded well to the treatment, called Tarceva daily doses of oral chemotherapy drug, and in the quality of her lung cancer has shrunk by 80%.
Currently, she is participating in clinical trials in Boston, Dana - Farber Cancer Institute, to see how long the drug can prevent the spread of cancer. However, as predicted, her cancer has begun to grow again. If substantial growth, she will have to start a different form of treatment.
Smith said she tried to keep a positive attitude, and keep her day-to-day work, as much as possible, including special education teachers to continue.
She has been a teacher for more than 20 years into the industry, through her son, Asperger syndrome.
"I started my son's school volunteer service, and found that this is what I want to do," Smith said.
She said, Seabrook School District, has been very understanding.
"I feel pretty good most days," Smith said. "I have learned a life of drug side effects, including skin irritation, dry and infections, diarrhea and fatigue."
The side effects that she did not expect to do her hair. What is straight hair has now turned into a flower.
"I never curls, so this is a kind of strange," Smith said. "It's like I'm another person's hair growth on my mind."
Although she is single, her extended family of brothers and sisters to step up to help her, including a sister, who took her to Boston once a month date, Smith said.
Family was terrified, she said: "sister, Elizabeth McGovern. "But deb is so strong, we have to help her fight."
Her friends have also strengthened the help and support.
An Jiba policy Deb said, her friends and colleagues is an inspiration.
She was called stage IV lung Deb, the new Deb, "joked her orders, she feels like her favorite fried lobster tail.
Her spirit and outlook on life is amazing, "said Pakistani policy.
"In the past year, as my friend, and I laughed more and more reflected prayer and learn more."
Smith said she did not know exactly what causes cancer, but she suspected. Her parents are smoking around her second-hand smoke for 18 years.
Her mother died of emphysema.
"I think my mother would be really sad to see this happening," Smith said.
Smith said her focus to create new memories of her time in her friends and family, including her son Graceland Christmas.
"He likes Elvis," Smith said. "I'm afraid of flying, but now ... I said:" Let's go. ""
Smith said, because she was diagnosed new motto is "seize the day".
This is a motto, she tried to live her life, whether it is to spend a year bike across Europe, lived in Alaska five years, or a son, because she is not yet married.
But now the motto has more meaning.
Smith said her know what's going on, but she was not yet ready, until she thinks.
Humor, she said, is a coping mechanism.
"When I was a joke, it is easy person to me," Smith said. "I always joke that I am waiting for my next appointments, to see if I update, magazine subscriptions, my AAA card.
"But I look at it the way I have come here today, life is pretty good, I feel OK most days, I have the ability to take what might be or what will happen, and put it in there, without having to worry about it, until I had to do, I think this is what kept me going, because I'm not sitting here thinking about it every day. "
"Smith joked:" Hello people really. "You get a free cleaning service. Should I continue ..."
Seabrook Elementary School special education teacher, said she has been like to see a glimmer of hope, even found humor as uninteresting things such as cancer. Although she never smoked a cigarette in her 59-year-old life, Smith was diagnosed with lung cancer in the summer of 2011.
One of the reasons she hopes to share her story is not the last to make a speech, but the stigma surrounding the disease broke.
"This is a disease, and is looking at you cause yourself, this is not always the case," Smith said. "The non-smokers can get it."
According to the American Lung Association, this year there are 160,340 Americans die from the disease, 18% of the people lit a cigarette.
However, the disease looked a smoker disease, Smith said, lung cancer research funding significantly behind other more "popular" cancers.
Smith said, to find out you have cancer is devastating, but it does not mean you have to put the white flag.
Smith said, this is not positive, especially when she was first diagnosed last year.
"When you first hear the words, you just feel totally do not believe," Smith said.
If she is a smoker, her doctor may order a chest scan after she first went to the hospital complaining about shortness of breath and a persistent cough.
On the contrary, her doctor thinks she has asthma, and it just did not respond to the drug, she ended perform chest X-rays, and then through the CT scan.
The tests show that her right lung, which is a lump the size of an orange. The cancer has spread to her lymph nodes in her left hip joint disease.
One of the problems, she said, very few people suffering from the symptoms of lung cancer until it was too late.
"My doctor said, the good news is that I'm young, healthy, and then I stopped there, she said:" A healthy, you just said that I have stage IV lung cancer, "Smith said.
"But she refers to the fact that I do not smoke, my lungs in good condition, although there is a mass the size of an orange."
Others do, after they discovered she had cancer?
Smith said she got a beauty and massage, the depressed four or five days, and then picked it up.
"What can I do," Smith said. Complain, complain is useless. "
So far, Smith has responded well to the treatment, called Tarceva daily doses of oral chemotherapy drug, and in the quality of her lung cancer has shrunk by 80%.
Currently, she is participating in clinical trials in Boston, Dana - Farber Cancer Institute, to see how long the drug can prevent the spread of cancer. However, as predicted, her cancer has begun to grow again. If substantial growth, she will have to start a different form of treatment.
Smith said she tried to keep a positive attitude, and keep her day-to-day work, as much as possible, including special education teachers to continue.
She has been a teacher for more than 20 years into the industry, through her son, Asperger syndrome.
"I started my son's school volunteer service, and found that this is what I want to do," Smith said.
She said, Seabrook School District, has been very understanding.
"I feel pretty good most days," Smith said. "I have learned a life of drug side effects, including skin irritation, dry and infections, diarrhea and fatigue."
The side effects that she did not expect to do her hair. What is straight hair has now turned into a flower.
"I never curls, so this is a kind of strange," Smith said. "It's like I'm another person's hair growth on my mind."
Although she is single, her extended family of brothers and sisters to step up to help her, including a sister, who took her to Boston once a month date, Smith said.
Family was terrified, she said: "sister, Elizabeth McGovern. "But deb is so strong, we have to help her fight."
Her friends have also strengthened the help and support.
An Jiba policy Deb said, her friends and colleagues is an inspiration.
She was called stage IV lung Deb, the new Deb, "joked her orders, she feels like her favorite fried lobster tail.
Her spirit and outlook on life is amazing, "said Pakistani policy.
"In the past year, as my friend, and I laughed more and more reflected prayer and learn more."
Smith said she did not know exactly what causes cancer, but she suspected. Her parents are smoking around her second-hand smoke for 18 years.
Her mother died of emphysema.
"I think my mother would be really sad to see this happening," Smith said.
Smith said her focus to create new memories of her time in her friends and family, including her son Graceland Christmas.
"He likes Elvis," Smith said. "I'm afraid of flying, but now ... I said:" Let's go. ""
Smith said, because she was diagnosed new motto is "seize the day".
This is a motto, she tried to live her life, whether it is to spend a year bike across Europe, lived in Alaska five years, or a son, because she is not yet married.
But now the motto has more meaning.
Smith said her know what's going on, but she was not yet ready, until she thinks.
Humor, she said, is a coping mechanism.
"When I was a joke, it is easy person to me," Smith said. "I always joke that I am waiting for my next appointments, to see if I update, magazine subscriptions, my AAA card.
"But I look at it the way I have come here today, life is pretty good, I feel OK most days, I have the ability to take what might be or what will happen, and put it in there, without having to worry about it, until I had to do, I think this is what kept me going, because I'm not sitting here thinking about it every day. "
Dirty Humor Book
You may remember Bob Saget Danny Tanner in "Full House", but he is actually not always clean cut. In fact, he has a the dirty humor book in 2014 show "Monty [Saget crazy self."
Who knows, Scarlett Johansson has been eager to become a weather girl? Of course, we do not. In any case, her dream has finally come true, because she was on the Today show's Al Roker the pharyngitis cosmetologists opportunity.
Stevie Wonder's case, you have not heard, has canceled his performance in the forthcoming anniversary of the Friends of the IDF the grand fundraising activities in Los Angeles, claiming that his role as a UN "messenger of peace" is not consistent with his appear in the event.
This will the final time editor of the magazine's Person of the Year 2012. But in the meantime, the public is able to measure the vote a "yes" or "no way" the honor of the 39 candidates. Which, Sheldon Adelson (Sheldon Adelson,), Michael Bloomberg, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Jon Stewart (Jon Stewart). The Algemeiner reported once the votes were tallied, Netanyahu came in fourth, in "no way" category, second only to the dictatorship of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. Adelson worse, "no way" came in second in the list.
In the meantime, TIME a cover features a portrait of Egyptian President Mohammed Mursi taken Israeli photographer Nadav Kander.
Chelsea handler compatriots comedian Whitney Cummings helpful (not!) recommendations, preparing to host her new E! Talk show "Love what you mean," the handler.
Remember those reports that Donald Trump's children staged an intervention in an attempt to get him to stop junk social media to talk about President? Well, Ivanka Trump, said no such meeting occurred and dad. "I fully respect the @ realDonaldTrump the opinions and the right to express his views, which is what I will tell the the @ nydailynews If they call me, in fact, check their false story," she tweeted.
Shia LaBeouf, see cut-off shorts hanging in Hollywood, apparently co-starring Mia "anthomaniac" Gothic rebound relationship.
Adam Levine in a strange tangent roar clear "voice", he and blacks will not be playing music any time soon. Singer claimed that the group dissed, where they were playing for some time after the opening act for Michelle Branch. "Well, that's how it goes? The CC: _AT_ adamlevine famous venue of La posted on Twitter respond.
Do you understand was very young brothers and sisters Abigail, Robin and David Pogrebin (children Letty Cottin Pogrebin), and Marlo Thomas marks in the New York Times "Freedom is you and me," the 40th anniversary of photos it?
The self-styled "Jews adventure" Andy Cohen caused his first big Tom Colicchio of "hooks" show in New York Harbor on a fishing trip.
Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe in the development of new mini-series in the United Kingdom, "a young doctor laptop, which is based on the Soviet Russan writer Mikhail Bulgakov novel" behind the scenes go .
Holmes watch preview Lisa Edelstein cameo new CBS drama "country."
Demi Moore, one thing is certain young man. From her broken marriage, Moore and Ashton Kutcher (who we all know now dating Mila Kunis) have found that a 26-year-old art collector, son of the artist and filmmaker Julian Schnabel please.
This is a new winter like this? Lenny Kravitz Amanda Bynes was photographed wearing oversized knit scarf, while wearing cold weather items. Krawiec seem to be trying to make a fashion, and he almost swallowed, and Baines her paparazzi protection.
Other celebrity sightings include: Jesse Eisenberg tool in New York near the bike (there is a helmet it?!); Bar Refaeli to do some holiday shopping in Berlin with her father before her appearance on a German TV program ; share Thanksgiving photos of her family and the Jack Blake cheeringon Lakers loss to the Pacers.
Who knows, Scarlett Johansson has been eager to become a weather girl? Of course, we do not. In any case, her dream has finally come true, because she was on the Today show's Al Roker the pharyngitis cosmetologists opportunity.
Stevie Wonder's case, you have not heard, has canceled his performance in the forthcoming anniversary of the Friends of the IDF the grand fundraising activities in Los Angeles, claiming that his role as a UN "messenger of peace" is not consistent with his appear in the event.
This will the final time editor of the magazine's Person of the Year 2012. But in the meantime, the public is able to measure the vote a "yes" or "no way" the honor of the 39 candidates. Which, Sheldon Adelson (Sheldon Adelson,), Michael Bloomberg, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Jon Stewart (Jon Stewart). The Algemeiner reported once the votes were tallied, Netanyahu came in fourth, in "no way" category, second only to the dictatorship of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. Adelson worse, "no way" came in second in the list.
In the meantime, TIME a cover features a portrait of Egyptian President Mohammed Mursi taken Israeli photographer Nadav Kander.
Chelsea handler compatriots comedian Whitney Cummings helpful (not!) recommendations, preparing to host her new E! Talk show "Love what you mean," the handler.
Remember those reports that Donald Trump's children staged an intervention in an attempt to get him to stop junk social media to talk about President? Well, Ivanka Trump, said no such meeting occurred and dad. "I fully respect the @ realDonaldTrump the opinions and the right to express his views, which is what I will tell the the @ nydailynews If they call me, in fact, check their false story," she tweeted.
Shia LaBeouf, see cut-off shorts hanging in Hollywood, apparently co-starring Mia "anthomaniac" Gothic rebound relationship.
Adam Levine in a strange tangent roar clear "voice", he and blacks will not be playing music any time soon. Singer claimed that the group dissed, where they were playing for some time after the opening act for Michelle Branch. "Well, that's how it goes? The CC: _AT_ adamlevine famous venue of La posted on Twitter respond.
Do you understand was very young brothers and sisters Abigail, Robin and David Pogrebin (children Letty Cottin Pogrebin), and Marlo Thomas marks in the New York Times "Freedom is you and me," the 40th anniversary of photos it?
The self-styled "Jews adventure" Andy Cohen caused his first big Tom Colicchio of "hooks" show in New York Harbor on a fishing trip.
Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe in the development of new mini-series in the United Kingdom, "a young doctor laptop, which is based on the Soviet Russan writer Mikhail Bulgakov novel" behind the scenes go .
Holmes watch preview Lisa Edelstein cameo new CBS drama "country."
Demi Moore, one thing is certain young man. From her broken marriage, Moore and Ashton Kutcher (who we all know now dating Mila Kunis) have found that a 26-year-old art collector, son of the artist and filmmaker Julian Schnabel please.
This is a new winter like this? Lenny Kravitz Amanda Bynes was photographed wearing oversized knit scarf, while wearing cold weather items. Krawiec seem to be trying to make a fashion, and he almost swallowed, and Baines her paparazzi protection.
Other celebrity sightings include: Jesse Eisenberg tool in New York near the bike (there is a helmet it?!); Bar Refaeli to do some holiday shopping in Berlin with her father before her appearance on a German TV program ; share Thanksgiving photos of her family and the Jack Blake cheeringon Lakers loss to the Pacers.
Hanukkah irreverent humor
You've pretty much have the red-suited man.
Holiday music is good, but it's meaningless. Luxurious, shiny trees are pretty to look at, but you can not imagine the six weeks to accommodate a renovated your house. And proposed it? , All is well, if someone wants to give you one, but it is more important for kids, is not it?
Christmas is a good holiday, but it is not your holiday. Emily Franklin, editor-in-chief of "how to spell Hanukkah, you will have 18 writers and sympathy.
Once upon a time, you are insanely jealous of the non-Jewish friends and they piled on the gifts under the tree. Do you want to sit on Santa's lap, you want to hang a wreath, but with your mother - your father, grandmother, some - uncomfortable. Instead, they pointed out that you have Hanukkah, which is better: the gift or eight people a night?
Oh, there are times when you crept into your life Christmas. Like, for example, when Hanukkah overlap. Or when the father or mother decided a hodgepodge of traditional services your family happiness, latkes sitting next to the Christmas cookies and you spinning dreidel below deck tree (called a "Hanukkah bush appease Grandma) you realize" Moaz Chu Sur ", and" White Christmas. "
Sometimes confusing to you as a child. Sometimes, you do not want to participate in Hanukkah, because it feels like favoritism. You do not even know why someone would celebrate such a holiday.
However, your friends to share your sense of humor, adhere lit candelabra, wherever you are. Then you grow up to recognize custom and history is important and valuable.
Then you realize that you are because of your parents and grandparents will not always do it the traditional guardian. Then, you have your own reason out of the dreidel, chocolate gelt and candlesticks the inheritance who do not know where the child.
Yes, Hanukkah may be defined (Christmas), but you know what it is: This is your holiday and family time - just as it has always been.
Sometimes funny, sometimes nostalgic, always from the heart, "how to spell Hanukkah the perfect funny" Deck the Halls "excessive antidote.
Most writers of the stories in this anthology Express contradiction, then hug, a festival, I felt like a holiday. The envy of many Christmas here, and the kind of memories, will certainly feel the recognition: it's almost like, every author has a seat in your childhood table or humming "Dreidel Song" loudly in your ears only The error is you.
Please keep in mind that there are a lot of disrespect and anti Hanukkah atmosphere mixed no wonder. However, if you need a few familiar laugh, you'll get a free kick out of this book. For you, how to spell Hanukkah will satisfy you just fine.
Holiday music is good, but it's meaningless. Luxurious, shiny trees are pretty to look at, but you can not imagine the six weeks to accommodate a renovated your house. And proposed it? , All is well, if someone wants to give you one, but it is more important for kids, is not it?
Christmas is a good holiday, but it is not your holiday. Emily Franklin, editor-in-chief of "how to spell Hanukkah, you will have 18 writers and sympathy.
Once upon a time, you are insanely jealous of the non-Jewish friends and they piled on the gifts under the tree. Do you want to sit on Santa's lap, you want to hang a wreath, but with your mother - your father, grandmother, some - uncomfortable. Instead, they pointed out that you have Hanukkah, which is better: the gift or eight people a night?
Oh, there are times when you crept into your life Christmas. Like, for example, when Hanukkah overlap. Or when the father or mother decided a hodgepodge of traditional services your family happiness, latkes sitting next to the Christmas cookies and you spinning dreidel below deck tree (called a "Hanukkah bush appease Grandma) you realize" Moaz Chu Sur ", and" White Christmas. "
Sometimes confusing to you as a child. Sometimes, you do not want to participate in Hanukkah, because it feels like favoritism. You do not even know why someone would celebrate such a holiday.
However, your friends to share your sense of humor, adhere lit candelabra, wherever you are. Then you grow up to recognize custom and history is important and valuable.
Then you realize that you are because of your parents and grandparents will not always do it the traditional guardian. Then, you have your own reason out of the dreidel, chocolate gelt and candlesticks the inheritance who do not know where the child.
Yes, Hanukkah may be defined (Christmas), but you know what it is: This is your holiday and family time - just as it has always been.
Sometimes funny, sometimes nostalgic, always from the heart, "how to spell Hanukkah the perfect funny" Deck the Halls "excessive antidote.
Most writers of the stories in this anthology Express contradiction, then hug, a festival, I felt like a holiday. The envy of many Christmas here, and the kind of memories, will certainly feel the recognition: it's almost like, every author has a seat in your childhood table or humming "Dreidel Song" loudly in your ears only The error is you.
Please keep in mind that there are a lot of disrespect and anti Hanukkah atmosphere mixed no wonder. However, if you need a few familiar laugh, you'll get a free kick out of this book. For you, how to spell Hanukkah will satisfy you just fine.
There are some good Christmas humor Wanted
A famous local priest is called one day to ask my professional assistance.
He thought for some Christmas jokes, because the reader has sent me a few decades to a joke, he came up with the holidays humor, I have some complex file system can provide such wit and agile.
He said the online search, he found that the lack of product.
Of course, I promised to do I quickly went back to the archives to see what I found interesting about Christmas.
I was not happy.
Not only is my tracks seasonal products is very limited, but the joke books in my bookshelf weak Tiny Tim porridge.
Next, I went to the Internet, found that most of the Santa Claus jokes or riddles children or from "Playboy" magazine, which may exempt them from the podium of the fare.
So, I will do what preachers do, and to seek help; Specifically, I will ask for your help.
If you have a particularly interesting festivals, Christmas, Santa Claus, reindeer, arctic or any jokes, sent by e-mail to my address below.
Which will illuminate a few weeks, we went to the last days of 2012.
END OF THE WORLD: I was at a family gathering on Thanksgiving and there was talk of Mayan prophecy that the world will end next month start.
"Do not believe it," I told the young people have the confidence. Mayan people and their culture disappeared hundreds of years ago, the Mayans unable to predict his own death, why do we have to believe they can predict what we do? "
Today's joke: Here's another Billy Cooper, of North Augusta:
One day, a young camel decided some of the issues brought up to his father. "Daddy, why do we in our back hump?"
"Well, son," said the old camel, "we must be on our backs arch containing fat and water to sustain us in the desert."
"Oh, thank you, Dad!" Said the young man. Then he asked: "Daddy, why we have long eyelashes?"
"Well, son," the father said, "In the desert, there are a lot of sandstorms, setting off a lot of sand, you can enter our eyes long eyelashes protect our eyes were blinded."
"Oh, thank you, Dad!" Said: "Young man, but then he asked:" Daddy, why do we have a big, padded feet? '
"Well, son, in the desert, sand is very soft, we need to be able to walk on the beach, our feet into Bigfoot.
Young camel, said: "OK," but a problem. Exactly what we do at the zoo? '
He thought for some Christmas jokes, because the reader has sent me a few decades to a joke, he came up with the holidays humor, I have some complex file system can provide such wit and agile.
He said the online search, he found that the lack of product.
Of course, I promised to do I quickly went back to the archives to see what I found interesting about Christmas.
I was not happy.
Not only is my tracks seasonal products is very limited, but the joke books in my bookshelf weak Tiny Tim porridge.
Next, I went to the Internet, found that most of the Santa Claus jokes or riddles children or from "Playboy" magazine, which may exempt them from the podium of the fare.
So, I will do what preachers do, and to seek help; Specifically, I will ask for your help.
If you have a particularly interesting festivals, Christmas, Santa Claus, reindeer, arctic or any jokes, sent by e-mail to my address below.
Which will illuminate a few weeks, we went to the last days of 2012.
END OF THE WORLD: I was at a family gathering on Thanksgiving and there was talk of Mayan prophecy that the world will end next month start.
"Do not believe it," I told the young people have the confidence. Mayan people and their culture disappeared hundreds of years ago, the Mayans unable to predict his own death, why do we have to believe they can predict what we do? "
Today's joke: Here's another Billy Cooper, of North Augusta:
One day, a young camel decided some of the issues brought up to his father. "Daddy, why do we in our back hump?"
"Well, son," said the old camel, "we must be on our backs arch containing fat and water to sustain us in the desert."
"Oh, thank you, Dad!" Said the young man. Then he asked: "Daddy, why we have long eyelashes?"
"Well, son," the father said, "In the desert, there are a lot of sandstorms, setting off a lot of sand, you can enter our eyes long eyelashes protect our eyes were blinded."
"Oh, thank you, Dad!" Said: "Young man, but then he asked:" Daddy, why do we have a big, padded feet? '
"Well, son, in the desert, sand is very soft, we need to be able to walk on the beach, our feet into Bigfoot.
Young camel, said: "OK," but a problem. Exactly what we do at the zoo? '
The Semco executive memory, "real people"
Richard · K. Semling the company of his family in the decades of service, but he will be remembered for his humor and his love of his family during working hours.
"He has a unique sense of humor, he is a character of the people around," his brother, eight Semling said. "He always came up with their own nickname people. ... This is his mock us."
Semling - his family and friends, Rick - died of cancer Sunday in Wausau Aspirus hospice House. He is 58.
Born October 14, 1954, Semling is a huge sports fan, often in the Green Bay Packers, Wisconsin Badgers and Milwaukee Brewers cheers, University of Wisconsin - Stevens Point men's basketball team, he is a fanatical fans, coach of another brother, Bob Semling. In the Merrill Lynch High School students in the 1970s, when he led the golf team back to the state tournament, he played football, basketball and golf.
Ripon College in 1977 in Business Administration degree, and in Sao Paulo in 1985, a master's degree at the University of Minnesota, St. Thomas.
Semling and his family Semling Menke Co., Ltd. - better known as Semco company doors and windows - it took 35 years, and where the end of his time as a director of the company's sales and marketing.
Semling good professional ethics and the impeccable ethical values, which makes him easy to use, rich Mackenzie Semco company's western region sales manager who worked with Semling the past 20 years.
"He is not the death of one of those who make greater than life," he said. "He is a real genuine people we have never had a customer to say against him."
McKenzie has received a condolence phone Semco company's business competitors learned Semling's death, this is a real tribute to his character, "he said.
The funeral services will be 16:00 on Sunday at the Good Shepherd Lutheran Church, 930 Edgewood Road, Wausau. Pastor Nancy Johnson, Russell presided. The visitation is from 16:00 to 7:00 pm Saturday at the the Brainerd funeral home, 522 Adams St., Wausau, and again from 14:30 to 16:00 (Sunday) at the Good Shepherd.
In lieu of flowers, memorial, to the American Cancer Society, Aspirus Comfort Care and Hospice, Good Shepherd Lutheran Church or local youth sports activities.
"He has a unique sense of humor, he is a character of the people around," his brother, eight Semling said. "He always came up with their own nickname people. ... This is his mock us."
Semling - his family and friends, Rick - died of cancer Sunday in Wausau Aspirus hospice House. He is 58.
Born October 14, 1954, Semling is a huge sports fan, often in the Green Bay Packers, Wisconsin Badgers and Milwaukee Brewers cheers, University of Wisconsin - Stevens Point men's basketball team, he is a fanatical fans, coach of another brother, Bob Semling. In the Merrill Lynch High School students in the 1970s, when he led the golf team back to the state tournament, he played football, basketball and golf.
Ripon College in 1977 in Business Administration degree, and in Sao Paulo in 1985, a master's degree at the University of Minnesota, St. Thomas.
Semling and his family Semling Menke Co., Ltd. - better known as Semco company doors and windows - it took 35 years, and where the end of his time as a director of the company's sales and marketing.
Semling good professional ethics and the impeccable ethical values, which makes him easy to use, rich Mackenzie Semco company's western region sales manager who worked with Semling the past 20 years.
"He is not the death of one of those who make greater than life," he said. "He is a real genuine people we have never had a customer to say against him."
McKenzie has received a condolence phone Semco company's business competitors learned Semling's death, this is a real tribute to his character, "he said.
The funeral services will be 16:00 on Sunday at the Good Shepherd Lutheran Church, 930 Edgewood Road, Wausau. Pastor Nancy Johnson, Russell presided. The visitation is from 16:00 to 7:00 pm Saturday at the the Brainerd funeral home, 522 Adams St., Wausau, and again from 14:30 to 16:00 (Sunday) at the Good Shepherd.
In lieu of flowers, memorial, to the American Cancer Society, Aspirus Comfort Care and Hospice, Good Shepherd Lutheran Church or local youth sports activities.
Experienced cancer found humor
What's so funny about cancer?
"Do not have a damn thing, really," said Kate Matthews, breast cancer survivors and cartoonist, "but whenever I need to feel lifted from fear, horror and humor breast pain, first I turn. "
I know Kate through MyBreastCancerTeam, social network especially in the face of breast cancer in women. Through the network, her share of people who are the other side of the breast reflected through the lens of the life of the comic books, but still live in fear of recurrence.
Someone asked, "how can you kidding me?" My answer is a more serious cancer, the more you need a joke. After my diagnosis, before surgery, and I in spirit to a bad place, wigs, hair loss, chemical processing ... all the things that might happen. I have started a diary, but when I re-read what I wrote, it looks so dark, bitter, toxic.
2012-11-28-Untitled.jpg
This time, she was a woman sitting in a chair on the wig shop attracted her first cartoon.
Faced with breast cancer, she often share her comic MyBreastCancerTeam, 2,300 women, and her humor is not lost. She envisioned a "humorous cancer movement, help to make patients laugh just laugh.
For Kate and breast cancer, the humility to decline in the fall by the wayside, so it is rare that any offended her. However, she admits, this is not the case for everyone, all the time.
"Sometimes patients, we are a bit tricky, but I've received positive and enthusiastic response of the other women, so I try, daily MyBreastCancerTeam and Facebook released a cartoon."
Her key is to express her sense of humor to be fast. Expression of ideas, to move forward, whether it is as a result of the chemotherapy fatigue or pain after surgery.
Kate also seen the headlines recently with her legendary standing behavior, announced that she had cancer, comedian TIG welding Notaro inspiration. Kate said, "I really admire her just to get those things and say things about God [Reference TIG joke about God only gives you what you can handle] is a similar feeling to me. actually opened my book and cartoon drawing a cancer patient's life to God and his angels in heaven to add some nasty things.
When she completed treatment, she realized their own folder cartoon, she eventually compiled and put into a book, pink little book (mainly) cancer cartoon. "They still look ridiculous to me, even if there are some dark, I did not eliminate the dark."
Kate in the second collection. "I began to expand my comic humor with irony and universal, rather than just focusing on the lives of women with breast cancer who, even in the treatment of many other things, so I expand the number of topics."
Her advice: "Anyone who has experienced cancer try to find the humor in any case, I also remember that there are times in a room naked with eight male doctors (interns) standing around grabbed my stomach to see if I have enough meat plastic surgery. "embarrassing, Kate said, it is equally lively. "Personally, I think that in any case, it is important to find the humor. Opening up interesting or beautiful things may help you work in a room, in a dark place, I laugh people who have such a vision. "
"Do not have a damn thing, really," said Kate Matthews, breast cancer survivors and cartoonist, "but whenever I need to feel lifted from fear, horror and humor breast pain, first I turn. "
I know Kate through MyBreastCancerTeam, social network especially in the face of breast cancer in women. Through the network, her share of people who are the other side of the breast reflected through the lens of the life of the comic books, but still live in fear of recurrence.
Someone asked, "how can you kidding me?" My answer is a more serious cancer, the more you need a joke. After my diagnosis, before surgery, and I in spirit to a bad place, wigs, hair loss, chemical processing ... all the things that might happen. I have started a diary, but when I re-read what I wrote, it looks so dark, bitter, toxic.
2012-11-28-Untitled.jpg
This time, she was a woman sitting in a chair on the wig shop attracted her first cartoon.
Faced with breast cancer, she often share her comic MyBreastCancerTeam, 2,300 women, and her humor is not lost. She envisioned a "humorous cancer movement, help to make patients laugh just laugh.
For Kate and breast cancer, the humility to decline in the fall by the wayside, so it is rare that any offended her. However, she admits, this is not the case for everyone, all the time.
"Sometimes patients, we are a bit tricky, but I've received positive and enthusiastic response of the other women, so I try, daily MyBreastCancerTeam and Facebook released a cartoon."
Her key is to express her sense of humor to be fast. Expression of ideas, to move forward, whether it is as a result of the chemotherapy fatigue or pain after surgery.
Kate also seen the headlines recently with her legendary standing behavior, announced that she had cancer, comedian TIG welding Notaro inspiration. Kate said, "I really admire her just to get those things and say things about God [Reference TIG joke about God only gives you what you can handle] is a similar feeling to me. actually opened my book and cartoon drawing a cancer patient's life to God and his angels in heaven to add some nasty things.
When she completed treatment, she realized their own folder cartoon, she eventually compiled and put into a book, pink little book (mainly) cancer cartoon. "They still look ridiculous to me, even if there are some dark, I did not eliminate the dark."
Kate in the second collection. "I began to expand my comic humor with irony and universal, rather than just focusing on the lives of women with breast cancer who, even in the treatment of many other things, so I expand the number of topics."
Her advice: "Anyone who has experienced cancer try to find the humor in any case, I also remember that there are times in a room naked with eight male doctors (interns) standing around grabbed my stomach to see if I have enough meat plastic surgery. "embarrassing, Kate said, it is equally lively. "Personally, I think that in any case, it is important to find the humor. Opening up interesting or beautiful things may help you work in a room, in a dark place, I laugh people who have such a vision. "
China's sense of humor
Editor's note: "Jaime's China" is a weekly column on China's social and political. Haimeijimi since 1971, living and working in China. Peking University (1977-1981), he studied Chinese history and Time magazine reporter and editor-in-chief in Beijing (1982-2000).
Beijing (CNN) - known as China's state-run People's Daily political correctness, rather than a sense of humor.
So, when a report surfaced this week, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, has been named the 2012 "Sexiest Man Alive" the Korean comrades cheering from the mouthpiece of the Communist Party of China on its website - just this "news" from satirical U.S. website, onions.
China is North Korea's main ally and aid provider. Report flattering gold must be considered to be politically correct. Editing of the website and even create a gallery of photos to accompany the report, the slide gold riding a horse, check the forces and embrace the female soldiers.
Although the project the the usually sedate spiced web site, it led to a wave a snicker international media ridicule be fooled by the Chinese state-run media from the famous disseminators of false reports of the kind of humor and satire.
Read: onion: We just fool the Chinese government!
The People's Daily omniscient really so gullible, or is it the work of a like irony mischievous insider?
China belongs to the "onion" JAB
Sorry China, Kim Jong Un, is not 'sexy'
On Wednesday, a woman who we call the site office in Beijing insists that this is the People's Daily "impossible to quote from any unreliable media - we verify our news sources."
The woman, who declined to disclose the identity, said the story and pictures have been removed a day after the release.
However, the damage has been done, onion taste of publicity.
"Please visit our friends in the People's Daily in China, a proud communist subsidiary of onions," read its statement. "Model reportage, comrades."
Chinese micro-blog can not resist behavior too.
"The world is fooled by the People's Daily, the Chinese people believe that this kind of paper, wrote:": @ Hai_Dao_Wu_Bian.
Therefore, the Chinese people have a sense of humor?
Christopher intentions, who wrote a humor in the cultural history of modern China, said China has a strong sense of farce and absurd, and a keen appreciation of watching those in power screw up. '
Intent, the center of China in the world of scholars in Australia said, "the same sense of humor running the gamut of China, as elsewhere."
Linda Jaivin, a veteran China watchers and co-author of the new ghost dreams, "a book of Chinese literature and culture, said Beijingers sense of humor is often" very concerned about the political and irony. "
The sudden appearance of a giant statue of Confucius in Tiananmen Square, not far from the iconic portrait of Mao Zedong as early as last tongue shook all marked the political - Confucius expulsion of Mao Zedong as the spiritual leader of China?
Square, the statue was moved, like suddenly a few weeks later, prompting some politicians joked venerated saints, known from rural Shandong, Beijing residence permit cracked.
- Not just China - all reporters should learn from the lesson is the need to verify all information before publishing.
Richard Hall, Nick
Centuries has been a political satire humor staple, still in the communist era.
In the 1980s, when the first signs of official corruption on economic reform began, the the humor clever rise of minor:
"I was a high official, so I eat and drink, to eat and drink ..."
"This is not my money, after all, we have spent, so eat and joy, we have a ball!"
Today, the Chinese writers, artists, cartoonists, comedians, and Internet users to take the humor and irony, ridicule, question, challenge, and document social phenomenon, incidents and accidents.
Humor pun-based, may have been a lot said: "Jaivin, speak fluent Chinese. "Chinese language is very rich homophone mature homonym.
It can be lost in translation, but some do not overcome the restrictions on any languages.
When some Beijing residents nickname Koolhaus designed the new office complex of the CCTV, China's flagship television network, "big pants" (pants), underwear similarity, the government is trying to give it a better sounding name.
Recalled: "Therefore, they attempt to" hemorrhoids "- knowledge of the window, Jaivin. Attractive, but worse, because the as Beijing funsters work, in about a microsecond, it is hemorrhoids homonym.
China's sense of humor has become more globalized, Calabria said, citing "E'gao phenomenon began in 2005, is still very popular, especially in skilled youth on the Internet deception and imitation.
International influence, it has attracted a strong image, sound and text for video mash-ups, "he said.
So, if the humor is so strong, why people editing daily fall for it?
"Perhaps because of the lack of a good many Chinese news editors and reporters and knowledge of the English language, making it difficult for them to find irony," recommended that graduate in journalism. "Maybe because there are so many fake news, they do not have the ability to distinguish between real fake news."
REA accused of copying foreign news media everywhere in the official Chinese news media, the combination of poor quality control or fact checking. "
A serious lesson?
"- Not just China - all reporters should learn from the lesson is the need to verify all information before release, said:" Richard Holl Nick, a lecturer in journalism at the State University of New York at Stony Brook, once covered in China Time "magazine.
"Facebook and Twitter microblogging, new media, so that we all publishers in the digital age, all responsible citizens should verify before they released the information," like "or retweet.
How embarrassing the People's Daily it?
"Quipped:" Very Jaivin. "That said, I do not want anyone to be sent to a labor camp too."
Beijing (CNN) - known as China's state-run People's Daily political correctness, rather than a sense of humor.
So, when a report surfaced this week, North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, has been named the 2012 "Sexiest Man Alive" the Korean comrades cheering from the mouthpiece of the Communist Party of China on its website - just this "news" from satirical U.S. website, onions.
China is North Korea's main ally and aid provider. Report flattering gold must be considered to be politically correct. Editing of the website and even create a gallery of photos to accompany the report, the slide gold riding a horse, check the forces and embrace the female soldiers.
Although the project the the usually sedate spiced web site, it led to a wave a snicker international media ridicule be fooled by the Chinese state-run media from the famous disseminators of false reports of the kind of humor and satire.
Read: onion: We just fool the Chinese government!
The People's Daily omniscient really so gullible, or is it the work of a like irony mischievous insider?
China belongs to the "onion" JAB
Sorry China, Kim Jong Un, is not 'sexy'
On Wednesday, a woman who we call the site office in Beijing insists that this is the People's Daily "impossible to quote from any unreliable media - we verify our news sources."
The woman, who declined to disclose the identity, said the story and pictures have been removed a day after the release.
However, the damage has been done, onion taste of publicity.
"Please visit our friends in the People's Daily in China, a proud communist subsidiary of onions," read its statement. "Model reportage, comrades."
Chinese micro-blog can not resist behavior too.
"The world is fooled by the People's Daily, the Chinese people believe that this kind of paper, wrote:": @ Hai_Dao_Wu_Bian.
Therefore, the Chinese people have a sense of humor?
Christopher intentions, who wrote a humor in the cultural history of modern China, said China has a strong sense of farce and absurd, and a keen appreciation of watching those in power screw up. '
Intent, the center of China in the world of scholars in Australia said, "the same sense of humor running the gamut of China, as elsewhere."
Linda Jaivin, a veteran China watchers and co-author of the new ghost dreams, "a book of Chinese literature and culture, said Beijingers sense of humor is often" very concerned about the political and irony. "
The sudden appearance of a giant statue of Confucius in Tiananmen Square, not far from the iconic portrait of Mao Zedong as early as last tongue shook all marked the political - Confucius expulsion of Mao Zedong as the spiritual leader of China?
Square, the statue was moved, like suddenly a few weeks later, prompting some politicians joked venerated saints, known from rural Shandong, Beijing residence permit cracked.
- Not just China - all reporters should learn from the lesson is the need to verify all information before publishing.
Richard Hall, Nick
Centuries has been a political satire humor staple, still in the communist era.
In the 1980s, when the first signs of official corruption on economic reform began, the the humor clever rise of minor:
"I was a high official, so I eat and drink, to eat and drink ..."
"This is not my money, after all, we have spent, so eat and joy, we have a ball!"
Today, the Chinese writers, artists, cartoonists, comedians, and Internet users to take the humor and irony, ridicule, question, challenge, and document social phenomenon, incidents and accidents.
Humor pun-based, may have been a lot said: "Jaivin, speak fluent Chinese. "Chinese language is very rich homophone mature homonym.
It can be lost in translation, but some do not overcome the restrictions on any languages.
When some Beijing residents nickname Koolhaus designed the new office complex of the CCTV, China's flagship television network, "big pants" (pants), underwear similarity, the government is trying to give it a better sounding name.
Recalled: "Therefore, they attempt to" hemorrhoids "- knowledge of the window, Jaivin. Attractive, but worse, because the as Beijing funsters work, in about a microsecond, it is hemorrhoids homonym.
China's sense of humor has become more globalized, Calabria said, citing "E'gao phenomenon began in 2005, is still very popular, especially in skilled youth on the Internet deception and imitation.
International influence, it has attracted a strong image, sound and text for video mash-ups, "he said.
So, if the humor is so strong, why people editing daily fall for it?
"Perhaps because of the lack of a good many Chinese news editors and reporters and knowledge of the English language, making it difficult for them to find irony," recommended that graduate in journalism. "Maybe because there are so many fake news, they do not have the ability to distinguish between real fake news."
REA accused of copying foreign news media everywhere in the official Chinese news media, the combination of poor quality control or fact checking. "
A serious lesson?
"- Not just China - all reporters should learn from the lesson is the need to verify all information before release, said:" Richard Holl Nick, a lecturer in journalism at the State University of New York at Stony Brook, once covered in China Time "magazine.
"Facebook and Twitter microblogging, new media, so that we all publishers in the digital age, all responsible citizens should verify before they released the information," like "or retweet.
How embarrassing the People's Daily it?
"Quipped:" Very Jaivin. "That said, I do not want anyone to be sent to a labor camp too."
Subscribe to:
Comments (Atom)