There are some good Christmas humor Wanted

A famous local priest is called one day to ask my professional assistance.

He thought for some Christmas jokes, because the reader has sent me a few decades to a joke, he came up with the holidays humor, I have some complex file system can provide such wit and agile.

He said the online search, he found that the lack of product.

Of course, I promised to do I quickly went back to the archives to see what I found interesting about Christmas.

I was not happy.

Not only is my tracks seasonal products is very limited, but the joke books in my bookshelf weak Tiny Tim porridge.

Next, I went to the Internet, found that most of the Santa Claus jokes or riddles children or from "Playboy" magazine, which may exempt them from the podium of the fare.

So, I will do what preachers do, and to seek help; Specifically, I will ask for your help.

If you have a particularly interesting festivals, Christmas, Santa Claus, reindeer, arctic or any jokes, sent by e-mail to my address below.

Which will illuminate a few weeks, we went to the last days of 2012.

END OF THE WORLD: I was at a family gathering on Thanksgiving and there was talk of Mayan prophecy that the world will end next month start.

"Do not believe it," I told the young people have the confidence. Mayan people and their culture disappeared hundreds of years ago, the Mayans unable to predict his own death, why do we have to believe they can predict what we do? "

Today's joke: Here's another Billy Cooper, of North Augusta:

One day, a young camel decided some of the issues brought up to his father. "Daddy, why do we in our back hump?"

"Well, son," said the old camel, "we must be on our backs arch containing fat and water to sustain us in the desert."

"Oh, thank you, Dad!" Said the young man. Then he asked: "Daddy, why we have long eyelashes?"

"Well, son," the father said, "In the desert, there are a lot of sandstorms, setting off a lot of sand, you can enter our eyes long eyelashes protect our eyes were blinded."

"Oh, thank you, Dad!" Said: "Young man, but then he asked:" Daddy, why do we have a big, padded feet? '

"Well, son, in the desert, sand is very soft, we need to be able to walk on the beach, our feet into Bigfoot.

Young camel, said: "OK," but a problem. Exactly what we do at the zoo? '